New stats page (now online)

[free kill]

Still working on it (see attached image)...

Does anyone have suggestions for more “Achievements” stats?

EDIT:

http://noms.generalconsumption.org

[saragei]

Won a match in a single round?

[free kill]

Won a match in a single round?

Good one. A full server is 8 people, so two rounds is actually the shortest match that can be played. This achievement is very rare.

[TRONEATER]

fastest amount of rounds won with bots.  (with 3 bots in a round it would have to be 4 rounds)

best match score against bots. (obviously the player's score will be 10 or more and how little the bots scored)- [ will be tough 'cause they kill e/o too!]

highest match win to round win average. (divide the won matches by rounds [ and if you want divide by total rounds played... or total rounds played that you actually won that match) (AKA average amount of rounds it takes to win a match-- in the matches you HAVE won or w/o] (interisting stat if you ask me!)

Highest match score ever with full room (me and rev just got to 22... so to avoid that it needs to be a full room of 8 people in order to qualify)
uhm...

you can even play with the time function which i believe you have... and suggest an averge time to win a match for every player... or a round...

What player you core dump the most.... or the top 5 you core dump..... or the top 5 that core dump you the most....

How many matches you've participated in that the instant win zone appeared.

Longest match ever recorded (who was in it)

Longest round anyone has ever been in.

hehe, i can go on and on.

[free kill]

Good suggestions TRONEATER. I'll probably add the average number of rounds it takes a player to win a match first. Anything with AIs, though, is not possible. There isn't any time information stored either.

The stats page is up at:

http://noms.generalconsumption.org

[b3n]

Nice webpage, free kill.

Some off what TRONEATER said, converted into Achievements:
Get 14 points in a match without any sudden victory rounds.
Win a round via Instant Win Zone.
Win a match that lasted at least 20 rounds.

Others:
Win a match without winning a single round.
Win X matches in a row.
Win X rounds in a row.
Win X matches within a period of Y totals matches.
Coredump 7 in a single round.
Get at least 1 coredump in X straight rounds.

highest match win to round win average. (divide the won matches by rounds [ and if you want divide by total rounds played... or total rounds played that you actually won that match) (AKA average amount of rounds it takes to win a match-- in the matches you HAVE won or w/o] (interisting stat if you ask me!)

Good suggestions TRONEATER. I'll probably add the average number of rounds it takes a player to win a match first. Anything with AIs, though, is not possible

I think it is a lot more interesting if you take that divided by the round win percentage, since if you have a high match wins/round wins, it doesn't necessarily follow that you wins matches quickly.  (So rounds won divided by matches won divided by round win percentage).   
The second suggestion is just match win percentage without multiplying it by 7.35, if I'm understanding you correctly - lots of parentheses/brackets to follow :^).

[na85]

win a match with 11 points
win a match with 12 points
win a match with 13 points
win a match with 14 points

i really like "win a match without winning a single round"

win a perfect match (i.e. no getting core dumped or suicide)

win a flawless match (you have 10 points, all other players have 0)

Sequence achievement (scores go 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3... happened to me once)

Fibonacci achievement  (scores follow the fibonacci sequence?? omg that would be so rare)

Win 1337 matches

Win 1337 rounds

Hit top of the points ladder and hold it for X number of rounds.

Clean wipe (dump everyone on the grid yourself)

Also good to have "win x matches in a row" "win x rounds in a row" etc.

I think the best part would be giving each achievement a creative name, like Valve does.

[TRONEATER]

Win 1337 matches

Win 1337 rounds

xD

[b3n]

I think the best part would be giving each achievement a creative name, like Valve does.

dang your fast
Win a match in two rounds.

WD!  All points
Get 7 points in a single round.

1m 4w3s0m3
Win 1337 matches.

You are the real "Player 1"
Win a match in two rounds with 14 points.


Ok, other achievements (that unfortunately can't be done):
Wallophobia
Win a match without touching a wall.

Treehugger
Win a match without touching the rim.

I love Nascar!
Win a round only turning left.

/me has the biggest grinder
Beat 5 consecutive /dev/null grinds.

Speed®
Never drop your cycle speed lower than 50.

It isn't that hard to catch a runner
Dump Xdude 10 times in a row.

[na85]

megalol @ "dang your fast"

Can we make one called "Teen talk" = kill 10 chatbots

[Misery]

LOL @ "Dang you're fast" and "Teen talk".